Filed under: the diary of a smart ass
Some of you may know me as Hit Girl and to this opportunity I must thank all of my fans out there, who have had the chance to witness and therefore praised my so many hits of pure wit and beauty!
To all of you bewitched disciples of the One who’s hits have so many times enchanted, thrilled, illuminated your dull existence I must now say good bye!
Times of guns – flower barreled – leather array and wild sex have reached their apocalyptic end!
Weep not, loyal admirers! Do not mourn, do not despair!
A new being and yet more complex in its perfection is about to take over!
A new creature has risen in all heavenly light and glory on Friday, the 18th of February only to perform a first act of terrible tempestuousness against RDS, the all mighty God of the Internet Providers in the little – known – country called Romania, the last known breeder of the Universal pursuit of lush freedom and eternal, afterlife truth-bound justice.
On the night of the 18th of February, glorious and misty, a yet to be known and praised sybarytic minion high-ended fierce-full hack attacks against the powerful server of the dominating Informational Force of this little, but never bent country. Yet perfectly slick and sophisticated, by a queer act of Divine Randomness, the attack’s IP origin has been detected! Praise the Lord howled The Lord Provider, The missdemeanorer has been traced! Throw the Minion into the Blackhole! Cutoff all her connections to the world!
Thrown in the cold dungeon of Lack of Information, left there to rot for two eternal lasting days, untouched by any pixel-carrying ray of light, the Minion has sworn revenge!
Hack Girl has been born on that humid floor of the atrocious pound! New hacking garments has she sowed for her oppressor’s future enrapture. And when the third day’s light has shone upon the open little window of the dungeon’s door she was ready! Awed in front of the stupendous Lord of the Inquiformatio, swore that while possessed by the Evil Virus only could she have performed such inhuman acts of betrayal against the Sys, or the Bro.
Ineluctably relished by the Minion’s enchantment, the Lord Inquiformator has molted.
A(t)las(t)! She was released! Only for never to be seen again! Apocalyptic mistake!
Do you smell that funny feeling? Someone is on your trace ! Coming to hack you!
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Story is i’ve been accused by rds that hack attempts to their system have been made from my computer that i had no ideea of. And they had cuttof my internet connection due to the fact. I had to declare that there was probably a malicious spyware that did that in order to get connection back – True story
Comment by smartesse January 12, 2012 @ 1:04 pm